Dave, the lunabomber we all know and love has this to say about spring:
So, yeah, today is the first day of spring, and I say: "Pffth." Keep your spring. Keep your couples with interlocked hands. Keep your pollen allergies. In like a lion, out like a lamb, my eye. When a young man's fancy turns to love, blah.
Spring is for jerks.
Here, here, good sir!
You can take your Spring and shove it!